Say, can I hire you next week? My little cousin's|
turning 5 and we need a clown act for his
There is one slight problem, to whom should I
write the check, your name keeps on changing. Do
you actually not know how to write it, or are you
adding Ts intentionally for some twisted reason?
I guess it would be entirely futile if I told you
the original lyrics (actually the only ones) for
Purple Haze are 'scuse me while I kiss the sky',
that Hendrix only said 'this guy' at Monterey,
pointing at "Bob Dylan's Grandmother" (Noel), to
joke around...(besides, I don't see how sexual
orientations influence one's ability to play
So, nevermind, go on stating your 'facts' ("HIS
HERO ERIC CLAPTON", HA HA HA HA, then you say we
have delusions?[just so you don't die a complete
imbecile, Jimi had much more admiration for Dylan
than for Clapton-did he ever play anything by
Eric appart from Sunshine of your Love? He played
at least three or four Dylan songs during his
last gigs. My point here being that if you want
to prefer another musician to Hendrix, and stand
a chance of not being utterly crushed here, at
least go with Dylan])
Ah, but here I am, talking to you as if you were a
rational being again!
One last thing though, your accusing Hendrix of
being a pedophile is your cheapest, most
unfounded accusation yet, congratulations! Either
you're running short, or you're almost ripe for
your integration to the Ringling Bos. & Barnum &
bailey's greatest show on Earth...
And if you want the argument to stop, just scram!