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1. ERIC CLAPTON WAS INVOLNED IN THE ASSASSINATION
OF JFK.
HE WAS THE ONE ON THE GRASSY KNOLL TRYING TO
PLAY A
REAL BLUES SONG, AND WHEN KENNEDY HEARD IT, HIS
HEAD
EXPLODED.
2. NASA HAS TRIED TO LAND A MANNED SPACESHIP ON
ERIC
CLAPTONS TALENT, BUT FAILED WHEN THEY COULD NOT
FIND
ANY. THEY WENT TO THE MOON INSTEAD.
3. IF CLAPTON IS GOD, THAT MUST BE WHY THEY
REMOVED
PRAYER FROM PUBLIC SCHOOLS.
4. IF YOU PLAY ANY CLAPTON SONG BACKWARDS, YOU CAN
HEAR
DEVIL VOMIT.
BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP ME, THE MIGHTY SUTTTOP!! I
ALONE SPEAK THE TRUTH!!
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