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Contest
- Remix your favorite Beastie Boys tune

$5 Extra Remix Contest One (5ERCO)

This $5 Extra sponsored remix contest is open to all fans of the Beastie Boys including admins/mods of the Beastie Boys site, the Beastie Boys themselves and Russell Jones. The winners announced in the following issue.

Contestants are required to submit a remix in mp3 format and find a way to have it hosted so that all three judges can download it. Contestants are also required to submit a short description on what inspired them to do the remix and what they did to come up with it. Please have this translated into English so that the judges can read it. Also please tell us your first name, age, location on this planet and favorite non-alcoholic beverage.

Judging
Remixes will be judged by three people, just like the tv show Pop/American Idol. Each judge will have their own elements they are looking for. The judges are JimmyJrg as the Creativity Judge, funky49 as the Technical Judge and Mr. Mystery who has his own set of mystery elements you’ll want to bring to the track.
Jimmy is going to be the sexy Paula Abdul judge because he’s so sexy and I’m going to be the Simon Cowell judge because of my secret desire to change from being a nice guy into being a rat-bastard-jaded-ass hole-bitch.

Prizes
First Place Prize: Golden Bullshit Plastic Microphone, a $5 US dollar bill signed with the judges signatures and a $5 Australian dollar bill signed with the judges signatures.
Second Place Prize: Something even shittier than the First Place Prize.
Third Place Prize: Life long subscription to $5 Extra.

Rules
There are a few rules you must follow if you want to take part in this competition.
Competition closes July 15, NO submissions will be accepted after this date unless you are able to give us all are a very good reason (so no).
You can remix ANY Beastie Boys song you want.
Remixes are not limited to changing music and adding vocals, feel free to do whatever you want. We will accept an Instrumental remix if that's what you want to do.
You can only submit ONE remix. If you decide to do a team remix you can only do a team remix and not a separate one by yourself. If you choose to take part in a team remix then each team member must detail what they did themselves.
You can't change a submission once it is submitted.

Disclaimer
By submitting a remix you guarantee that you will not bitch about any element of the contest including you not winning. If you break any laws of your nation for this contest, it’s your own damn fault. We officially release ourselves of any responsibility including making our beds or picking up wet towels off the floor. By submitting your remix you acknowledge that we request you brush your teeth in the morning and help old ladies cross the street. Use the Force. Save the Whales. Eat your Vegetables. Have a Good Day.

You can make a submission by posting a link here or by e-mailing the link to Funky49 or Jim.

Official Thread on the MB here.

Author: Funky49 and Jim

 

It's $5 Extra Issue 03 Volume 02 14.05.2004 Designed by Jim Gaunt for Intergalactic Connection