If I Ain't Got You (written by Craig Wiseman, Trey Bruce) Well, I've got a steady job that pays enough A pretty good car that don't break down much I've got a two-tone hound dog wagging his tail Ed McMahon promising a million in the mail Ought to be enough to see me through But it don't mean nothing If I ain't got you I've got every eight track that Elvis ever made Crank it up loud and dance the night away I've got Chardonnay chillin' in the Frigidaire A dozen ways of telling you how I care Just out the window there's a lover's moon But it don't mean nothing If I ain't got you If I ain't got you Baby, it's all in vain If I ain't got you Oh, it's like a honeymoon without champagne A shiny set of rails without a train Well, I've got a little dream about the rest of my life Find a good man and be the perfect wife Start a little family and watch it grow Visit on Sundays after we get old Make enough love to last a whole life through But it don't mean nothing If I ain't got you If I ain't got you Baby, it's all in vain If I ain't got you Oh, it's like a honeymoon without champagne A shiny set of wheels without a train I've got a doublewide heart with room for two But it don't mean nothing If I ain't got you No it don't mean nothing If I ain't got you