Happy Voodoo

Give me your hand and I will hold it forever
On my nightstand in a box with your love letters
I love you dear, I know we will not be parting
I'll keep you near, scattered around my apartment

CHORUS
This isn't the same world you lived in
And I could breathe easier once I've brought you back again
You aren't the same girl you have been
I bring you a happy voodoo

Give me your hair; just a lock will do
An old photograph to capture the spirit of you and
I'll keep these things wrapped up in an old cotton blouse
The one you wore that summer before your love petered (?) out

CHORUS
BRIDGE
CHORUS

Unattractive

Do you feel attractive
When I'm with you
I feel real unattractive

When I'm with you
I feel reel unattractive...unaffected

Do you feel affected
When I'm with you
I feel real unnatractive

Santacide

I know you're coming
The same every year
A fat man invasion
This time I'm ready

Come along, fat man, Santa
Santa, fat man, bastard
In the malls and the markets you hide
Well I'm patient, and I'm waiting outside


One Santa falls down
Outside a darkened thrift town
Baby Jesus smiles down
I am happy

Come along, fat man, Santa
Santa, fat man, bastard.
Big lobbies, street corners, you haunt.
I'll be free of disease once more.

One Santa falls down
outside a diners windown
Baby Jesus smiles and
I am happy

You ever seen a Santa run?
Well it's so damn funny.
Oh Jesus, Oh Jesus please.
Makes me giggle!

SOLO

I know you're coming
The same every year
A fat man invasion
This time I'm ready

Come along, fat man, Santa
Santa, fat man, bastard.
The true meaning of Christmas is love,
of fat man wrapped up in a red box.

One Santa falls down
In his own apartment
Baby Jesus smiles down
I am holy!

SANTA!!!  SANTA!!!
Santa you are a fat man

Not In Love

 (Ok!)
...Pretty?
What is it? Brand new? Well that's not the way I think of you.
You'll touch, in a minute; but that's not what I want to do.
We are two strangers,
We might never have met.
We can talk forever, I understand what you said.
But I'm...not in love.
Do people really fall in love?
What does it take to fall in love?

   (Ya know it!)
...Happy
Is there time for this? Is this responsibility?
Boy time, girl time is that the difference between you and me?
I won't ask any questions,
Who needs to make a new start.
I choose to believe you,
I said before that I can't.
...'Cause I'm not in love.
What does it take to fall in love?
Why should I want to fall in love?    (Do people really fall in love?)

...Feelings?
Take it easy baby...Don't let your feelings get in the way.
I believe, some day, we can live in a world without love.
I can answer your questions,
If you won't twist what I say.
Please respect my opinions,
They will be respected someday.
Because we don't need love.            (But, I'm not in love)
I believe that we don't need love.
There'll come a day when we won't need love.  (Do people really fall in
love?)