Flash Ram

so let's pretend your words are true.
if you believe them i will too.
i'll hold them down and suffocate the true meanings.
would you lie just to prove a point,
and would you lie about lies you've told.
you're so pretty when i dress you in your fables.
they hold you together.
flash ram. flip the switch burn me again.
spark me out.
i'll solo out my innocence and use it as my one defense.
pretend it is the only thing i know.
it holds me together.
flash ram. flip the switch burn me again.
flash ram. go back out the way you got inside.
flash ram. flip the switch burn me again.
flash ram. go back out the way you got inside.
just when you thought you knew me well.
maybe you'll have a friend in hell.
you're not the only judas here. what a gas!
who do you think you're dealing with.
i only regret the hypocrite. 
couldn't you see me lying too. what a gas! spark you out.

Cowboy Song

I am just a cowboy lonesome on the trail
A starry night, a campfire light
The coyote call, the howling winds wail
So I ride out to the old sundown

I am just a cowboy lonesome on the trail
Lord, I'm just thinking about a certain female
The nights we spent together riding on the range
Looking back it seems so strange

Roll me over and turn me around
Let me keep spinning till I hit the ground
Roll me over and let me go
Running free with the buffalo

I was took in Texas I did not know her name
Lord, all these southern girls seem the same
Down below the border in a town in Mexico
I got my job busting broncs for the rodeo

Roll me over and turn me around
Let me keep spinning till I hit the ground
Roll me over and let me go
Riding in the rodeo

Roll me over and set me free
The cowboy's life is the life for me


400 Bucks

You said honey...

I sent you 400 bucks
So you could buy some car
Well I loved you so much
I didn't get too far

For my 400 bucks
You were sweet that day
I guess that I should've known
That you'd never repay

400 bucks, 400 bucks
And you don't give a fuck
About my 400 bucks

A '57 sedan
And it's a mom and pop car
And now your old boyfriend's back
My only friends's at the bar

400 bucks, 400 bucks
And you don't give a fuck
About my 400 bucks

You got a new puppy dog
Threw your cat on the street
And now we're both fucked
Without my 400 bucks

400 bucks, 400 bucks
And you don't give a fuck
About my 400 bucks

"Remember when you said, Honey, 
Someday that car is gonna look so good in front of our house."
BITCH!!  I want my 400 dollars!
I want my 400 dollars and I want it now!
Give it to me!!

Cars

Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars

Here in my car
I can only receive
I can listen to you
It keeps me stable for days
In cars

Here in my car
Where the image breaks down
Will you visit me please?
If I open my door
In cars

Here in my car
I know I've started to think
About leaving tonight
Although nothing seems right
In cars

Goolie-Get-Together

everbody shout!
come on now, sing out!
it's time for the goolies get-together

they got jokes for everyone 
with laughter, songs, and fun
so let's go to the goolies get-together

come on, everybody
join the goolies.
they're gonna do their thing for you.
they're kinda strange,
they're real funny.
you'll be glad to know
they love you too!

everbody shout!
come on now, sing out!
it's time for the goolie get-together
you're gonna see
how funny they can be
'cause it's time for the goolies get-together

Beauty School Dropout

Your story sad to tell
A teenage ne'er do well
Most mixed up non-delinquent on the block

your futures so unclear now
what's left of your career now
can't even get a trade in on your smile

beauty school dropout
no graduation day for you
beauty school dropout

missed your mid-terms and flunked shampoo
well at least you could have taken time, 
to wash and clean your clothes up
after spending all that dough, 
to have the doctor fix your nose up

better get movin
why keep your feeble hopes alive
what are you provin
you've got the dream but not the drive

if you go for your diploma you could join the steno pool
turn in your teasin' comb and go back to high school

beauty school dropout
hanging around the corner store
beauty school dropout
it's about time you knew the score

well they couldn't teach you anything
you think you're such a looker
but no customer will go to you
until she is a hooker

baby don't sweat it
you're not cut out to hold a job
better forget it
who wants their hair done by a slob

now your bangs are curled your lashes twirled,
but still the world is cruel
wipe off that angel face and go back to high school

baby don't blow it
don't put my good advice to shame
baby you know it
even dear Abby'd say the same

now I've called the shot, 
get off the pot, I really gotta fly
gotta be going to that malt shop in the sky

beauty school dropout (beauty school dropout)
go back to high school
beauty school dropout (beauty school dropout)
go back to high school
beauty school dropout (beauty school dropout)
go back to high school

Not In Love

(Ok!)

...Pretty?

What is it? Brand new? Well that's not the way I think of you.
You'll touch, in a minute; but that's not what I want to do.
We are two strangers,
We might never have met.
We can talk forever, I understand what you said.
But I'm...not in love.
Do people really fall in love?
What does it take to fall in love?

(Ya know it!)

...Happy

Is there time for this? Is this responsibility?
Boy time, girl time is that the difference between you and me?
I won't ask any questions,
Who needs to make a new start.
I choose to believe you,
I said before that I can't.
...'Cause I'm not in love.
What does it take to fall in love?
Why should I want to fall in love?    (Do people really fall in love?)

...Feelings?
Take it easy baby...Don't let your feelings get in the way.
I believe, some day, we can live in a world without love.
I can answer your questions,
If you won't twist what I say.
Please respect my opinions,
They will be respected someday.
Because we don't need love.            (But, I'm not in love)
I believe that we don't need love.
There'll come a day when we won't need love.  (Do people really fall in love?)

Luck Be a Lady

They call you lady luck
But there is room for doubt
At times you have a very un-ladylike way of running out
You're on this date with me
The pickings have been lush
And yet before this evening is over you might give me the brush
You might forget your manners
You might refuse to stay
And so the best that I can do is Pray

Luck be a lady tonight
Luck be a lady tonight

Luck if you've ever been a lady to begin with
Luck be a lady tonight

Luck let a gentleman see
Just how nice you can be
I know the way you treated
Other guys you been with
Luck be a lady with me

A lady doesn't leave her escort
It isn't fair
And it's not nice
A lady doesn't wander all over the room
And blow on some other guy's dice

Let's keep this party alight
Never get out of my sight

Stick with me baby, I'm the fella you came in with
Luck be a lady tonight

Luck let a gentleman see
Just how nice
Just how nice a dame you can be

I seen the way you treated
Other guys you been with
Luck be a lady with me

A lady doesn't leave her escort
It isn't fair
And it's not nice
A lady doesn't wander all over the room
And blow on some other guy's dice

Let's get this party started right
Never get out of my sight
 
Stick with me baby I'm the fella you came in with

Luck be a lady tonight
Luck be a lady tonight
Luck be a lady tonight
Oh, tonight
Oh, tonight
Ah, tonight
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Auf Wiedersehen

Au revoir, auf wiedersehen
You won't see another morning
You won't see another evening
Good night

Buenos noches o senor
Senorita see ya later
Buenos noches bye-bye

There are many here among us
You feel that life is a joke
And for you we sing this final song
For you there is no hope

Sayonara oh suicide hari kari
Kamikaze you won't
See another evening
Goodbye

Bye-bye so long, farewell
See you later...suicide
Suicide
Suicide
Suicide

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