Not even the monsters from Quake are a match for the fantastic five! Scroll horizontally to find out what happens. Cartoon by Charlie Brooker.

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Hex Download is on holiday in Virtualand.

YO! I'll tell you what I want what I really really want

I really really wanna Gib-a-Gib-Aaaaarrrggghh

If you wanna be my lover, You'll have to get past my friends

They'll smack your nose big time So it never me-nds

If you wanna be my lover You are going to bleed

Endless pints of crimson Spurting at high speed

Slam the buggers down And punch 'em to the ground

Or kick 'em in the teeth and watch 'em spin around

Slam the buggers down and Gib-a-Gib-Aaaaarrrggghhhh!