Don't Beat My Ass (With A Baseball Bat) by the Goo Goo Dolls (tabbed by googoodolls@musicfanclubs.org and Stacey) Goo Goo Dolls Web Site: The World of Goo http://www.musicfanclubs.org/googoodolls/index.html Chords: E5 022xxx A5 x022xx B5 x244xx C5 x355xx C#5 x466xx D5 x577xx Intro: e ----------------------------------------------------- B ----------------------------------------------------- G ----------------------------------------------------- D --2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2-- A --2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2-- E --0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0-- Verse: e ----------------------------------------------------- B ----------------------------------------------------- G ----------------------------------------------------- D --2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2-- A --2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2-- E --0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0-- Things don't look too good to me, yeah e ----------------------------------------------------- B ----------------------------------------------------- G --2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2-- D --2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2-- A --0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0- E ----------------------------------------------------- I feel I'm out of luck e ----------------------------------------------------- B ----------------------------------------------------- G ----------------------------------------------------- D --2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2-- A --2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2-- E --0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0-- And all because of swollen glands e ----------------------------------------------------- B ----------------------------------------------------- G --4--4--2--2----------------------------------------- D --4--4--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2-- A --2--2--0--0---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2-- E ---------------0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0-- And just one stupid fuck (verse) This wacko came from Alabammy That's not where it's at And now your jock's been chasing me 'round With a great big baseball bat Chorus: E5 C5 Don't kick my ass B5 A5 Don't kick my ass E5 C5 B5 C5 C#5 D5 Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no (verse) Well I was in the mood for some lovin' bulk Not a rassling match with a some big hulk And this here dude he was an uncool cat And he beat me by my head with a baseball bat (chorus) Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no (verse) When I got up from being beat to the ground I started itchin' around like a blue-tick hound And I was aghast at what I found The latest social disease that's been going around (chorus) I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitch I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitch I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitch I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitch This file is copyright googoodolls@musicfanclubs.org, 1999. You are free to use it for your personal or educational use, but permission must be granted to post this transcription. Thank you.