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6 AM: Wake up to DMB of course, take a shower (careful not to go too long, wasting water is very un-environmental.. remember, true DMB fans don't abuse the environment), and then spend an hour deciding what Abercrombie shirt to wear today... and then deciding what tye dye ball cap to put on
10 AM(yea, you fags spend 4 fucking hours deciding what Abercrombie shirt to wear, isnt that fucking sad?): Go down to the first floor of the frat house, greet your other rich preppy Abercrombie-wearing DMB-loving frat fags, have a vegitarian breakfast(of course DMB fans are vegitarians, they're
faggoty enough to wear Abercrombie, save the earth, and of course, listen to DMB, so what do you expect?), and then head off to your first class of the day- "How to Make Our Planet Greener"
10 AM-12 PM: "How to Make Our Planet Greener".. a class full of nothing but DMB-loving faggots who whine about their plants not growing fast enough, and that Dave won't look right at them when they go to his concert
12-1 PM: a vegetarian lunch, eating the same shit you had for breakfast.. because being a DMB fan is just that dull
1-3 PM: Go recycle some cans & plant some trees
3-7 PM: get stoned & listen to DMB bootlegs
7-8 PM: vegetarian dinner...
8-10 PM: back to the frat house to decide what Abercrombie shirt you'll put on for the frat house party tonight
10 PM to 1 AM: it's a party at the DMB frat house... get stoned, recycle some cans, and listen to DMB
1 AM: go to bed & get ready for another day full of DMB listening, Abercrombie wearing, tree planting, and can recycling
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