the 'a day in the life of me' thing
by lorenzo "it's r-e-n but i'm r-a-w" boners
(author of minton's forthcoming biography)

Begin Sub Life()
    Do Until Alive = False

7:00am:
Get up, check cell phone. Answer any SMS and voicemail which I've missed while sleeping. Unless it's from someone I don't really give a fuck about, in which case I ignore. I guess most messages are like that to tell the truth.
 
7:15am:
Breakfast (which consists of no less than five or so cups of coffee and a deck of Marlboros). I also check/answer some of my email, run through the Message Board at BeastieBoys.com and fend off fiends on IM. It's all about multi-tasking at breakfast time.
 
7:30am:
Call up office and see what's happening today. As it's contract work (paid by the hour in this case), I like to conduct these phone calls in binary to prolong the time I'm actually 'working'. For example, I call up and say '01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111' (that's 'Hello' for you non-binary heads). We carry out all of our conversations like this. Conducting work-related phone calls in binary lowers my productivity by around 75% and increases my pay by around 75% at the same time. Feel free to use that one yourself.
 
8:00am:
Start work.
 
11:00pm:
Finish work.
 
11:30pm:
Time to answer my fan mail. I used to be a popular model and weather presenter on CNN Asia. I was also extra in a Coca Cola advertisement which was filmed in Sydney and aired in the mid-1980s on regional TV in Indonesia. So as you can imagine, I get a lot of fan mail from my legions of fans. Sure you can imagine it. As I always like to say, I give my fans the real deal; I personally answer their mail (as opposed to most celebrities who have management monkeys taking care of that shit).
 
2:00am:
Wrap up the last of the fan mail for the day and then run through BeastieBoys.com (and other servers/sites) again to make sure things are a-ok.

2:30am:
Time to go out. I usually like to head to Crown Casino. After winning a couple of hundred bucks on the roulette wheels, I like to puff it all away on some ultra-premium Cuban cigars and a bottle or two of Johnny Walker Black Label fine Scotch whiskey at Fidel's Fine Cigar and Spirits Club. Montecristo No.2 Tubos all the way, yo. 
 
4:00am:
Take a limousine home, and sleep for a bit.
 
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Links
Mintons site
Beastieboys.com
Beastie Boys Message Board