Uninvited: An Interpretation
By Anonymous
Like anyone wouldn't
I am flattered by your fascination with me
Alanis speaking to another woman.
Like any hot-blooded woman
I have simply wanted an object to crave
The woman is really hot.
But you, you're not allowed
Simply because she is a woman.. and, uh, she's gay.
You're uninvited
Alanis can't deal with her sexuality
An unfortunate slight
So she rejects the chick.
Must be strangely exciting
The gay girl gets turned on by Alanis trying to reject her because Alanis is afraid of her own sexuality.
To watch the stoic squirm
Alanis insists that she is NOT gay.
We must be somewhat heart-telling
To watch the burning shepherd
Some sort of biblical reference
But you, you're not allowed
You're uninvited
An unfortunate slight
Like any uncharted territory Alanis has never f*cked a girl before... she is homosexually virginal
I must seem greatly intriguing
Yup.
You speak of my love like
You have experienced love like mine before
"Straight" girl turns gay
But this is not allowed
Is homosexuality socially acceptable?
You're uninvited
An unfortunate slight
I don't think you unworthy
She likes her...
I need a moment to deliberate
But is unsure of how to deal with her attraction.